Well, hey there! I’m Sydney.

And I’m an Associate Creative Director at Uber in San Francisco, CA. Now that we know each other (well, I guess know nothing about whoever is currently reading this… or maybe I do 👀), allow me to overshare a little. Feel free to steal any of these “fun facts” for yourself next time someone at work asks you for one on the spot. I won’t tell.

• I am the youngest of 5 kids, an aunt to 11 adorable nieces and nephews, and the only one in my family who doesn’t work in healthcare. Don’t worry, I’ve unpacked it in therapy.

• I’m almost always wearing bright colors and wild-patterned clothing. My sister says I dress like a middle school art teacher. My coworkers say I dress like Ms. Frizzle. Same same.

• On the outside, I’m very optimistic and bubbly. On the inside, I have an incredibly dark sense of humor. It’s called balance, sweaty. Look it up.

• One of the Beach Boys once asked me if I’m Canadian. I’m not. He also asked my Australian partner if he has a Green Card. That felt like an invasive question, but he gets a pass because he played on Pet Sounds.

• As a kid, I used to make miniature clothing, accessories, and furniture for the Tooth Fairy in exchange for her friendship. I’m still waiting for a letter back.

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Let’s be pen pals (take that, Tooth Fairy!): sydneyelindsey@gmail.com

Okay, well at least text me a fun fact: (614) 307-6801