Well, hey there! I'm Sydney.
Here are some of my past dating app bios. I'll let you decide if they were successful or not:
1. They say you can never trust a man with two first names. Lucky for you, I'm a woman.
2. I kissed three banana slugs at 4th grade camp. The first slug victim was a product of peer pressure. The other two slugs were merely for pleasure.
3. My West Coast upbringing taught me that Birkenstocks are acceptable shoes year-round. My Midwestern upbringing taught me that cold feet are just a state-of-mind.
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*Currently cheesin’ at Goodby Silverstein & Partners
Email-arooni:
sydneyelindsey@gmail.com
Phone-arooni:
(614) 307-6801
