Well, hey there! I'm Sydney.

Here are some of my past dating app bios. I'll let you decide if they were successful or not:

1. They say you can never trust a man with two first names. Lucky for you, I'm a woman.

2. I’ve kissed three banana slugs in my lifetime. And I ain’t talkin’ ‘bout my exes.

3. My West Coast upbringing taught me that Birkenstocks are acceptable shoes year-round. My Midwestern upbringing taught me that cold feet are just a state-of-mind. 

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*Currently cheesin’ at Goodby Silverstein & Partners

Email-arooni:

sydneyelindsey@gmail.com

Phone-arooni:

(614) 307-6801